There’s a recipe site I’d like to share with you, called FUCKINGRECIPES. It’s recipes, but written by what seems to be a loud, violent Viking who watches a lot of TV. SHE TYPES IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS AND SAYS MOTHERFUCKERS A LOT.
Here’s the link:
Now, the thing you have to remember about this, is that there’s a lot of excess information. All of the important stuff is in bold, so when you come across paragraphs like this:
TAKE TWO GIANT HANDFULS OF GREEN BEANS, PICKED FRESH BY THE ELVES OF RIVENDALE. NONE OF THAT CANNED SHIT, YOU CAN TOSS THAT RIGHT IN THE NEAREST VOLCANO!
SHOVE THAT DELICIOUS SHIT IN THE POT YOU’D OTHERWISE USE FOR COOKING SMALL CHILDREN IN, ALONG WITH ENOUGH WATER TO SUBMERGE IT! COVER THAT LOVELY SHIT AND SET IT ON MEDIUM HEAT. YOU WANT THE WATER TO BOIL.
What it really means is:
Put two handfuls of green beans into a pot, along with enough water to submerge it. Cover the pot, and set it on medium heat. You want the water to boil.
But in a really entertaining way. They have a lot of recipes, and you can click on the link to the side labeled RECIPE MASTERPOST and it will provide a list of the recipes provided, sorted by things like entree, breakfast, snacks, desserts, and drinks.
If you need any ideas for a GODDAMN BADASS FOODSTUFF then remember to drop on by fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com.