Tag Archives: babysitting

Craptastrophe

So my baby brother is getting potty-trained, which means he usually wears tiny superhero undies now instead of the diapers he previously sported. And today I’m babysitting. Now, we set these little potty-timers, so that every thirty minutes he has … Continue reading

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The Spawn.

The Spawn, comfortably at 2 and a half, is a nightmare. He screams and claws you when he doesn’t get what he wants, he bites, he kicks, he’s spoiled and knows that if he screams in a grocery store we’ll … Continue reading

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Guest Appearance By Spawn

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Terrible, Terrible Twos.

Spawn has entered that wonderful phase known as “The Terrible Twos,” and he’s playing the part with a vengeance. He’s a spoiled brat, really, because we’re all suckers, and even though he’s adorable, he’s also a terrifying little demonic child. … Continue reading

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In Which Pizza Is Made Unnecessarily Complicated.

So, earlier this week, my mom got me stuff for flatbread pizzas, but forgot to get the flatbread. As you can imagine, it’s very hard to make flatbread pizzas without flatbread. On the next shopping trip, I asked for flatbread … Continue reading

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Adventures of the Spawn, Vol. 1.

My two year old brother, the Spawn, says and does a lot of…interesting things throughout the day. Here’s a few examples, in no particular order: 1. A few days ago: My dad had a little plastic bucket thing full of … Continue reading

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