Tag Archives: terrible twos

Craptastrophe

So my baby brother is getting potty-trained, which means he usually wears tiny superhero undies now instead of the diapers he previously sported. And today I’m babysitting. Now, we set these little potty-timers, so that every thirty minutes he has … Continue reading

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The Spawn.

The Spawn, comfortably at 2 and a half, is a nightmare. He screams and claws you when he doesn’t get what he wants, he bites, he kicks, he’s spoiled and knows that if he screams in a grocery store we’ll … Continue reading

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Terrible, Terrible Twos.

Spawn has entered that wonderful phase known as “The Terrible Twos,” and he’s playing the part with a vengeance. He’s a spoiled brat, really, because we’re all suckers, and even though he’s adorable, he’s also a terrifying little demonic child. … Continue reading

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Adventures of the Spawn, Vol. 1.

My two year old brother, the Spawn, says and does a lot of…interesting things throughout the day. Here’s a few examples, in no particular order: 1. A few days ago: My dad had a little plastic bucket thing full of … Continue reading

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